I just experienced this. The box said they’d be just as good. They were not just as good.

You sure are on a tear, aren’t ya little guy?

I still break out a few of those unplugged jams from time to time.

Oh man lol. Whole villages have been murdered due to my pettiness!

At the very least I’d try to clean up that fuzzy condition on behavior to anticipate any bad or inconsistent data entry.

WHERE UPPER(TRIM(behavior)) = ‘NICE’

Depending on the possible values in behavior, adding a wildcard or two might be useful but would need to know more about that field to be certain. Personally I’d rather see if there was a methodology using code values or existing indicators instead of a string, but that’s often just wishful thinking.

Edit: Also, why dafuq we doing a select all? What is this, intro to compsci? List out the values you need, ya heathen ;)

(This is my favorite Xmas meme lol)