Opossums do not have strong jaws. If anything, they have the weakest for their size.

Considering the previous song on the album was painfully obviously about sex, and The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway is a rock opera…

Genesis’ Carpet Crawlers (lyrics) wants a word.

One of the most graphically sexual songs I’ve ever heard. The only other contender is literally about pet play.

Edit: the Carpet Crawlers are literally sperm. People never believe me until I start breaking it down, and then they’re like, “holy fuck, how did they get away with this?”

This is so dumb. The random hair on top of everything just… I don’t even know what to say.

Heh, thanks! I actually really enjoy metal so it’s kinda nice to know that I can write sick metal lyrics; just wish I had more music skills though.

Meh, it is what it is. I’ve become desensitized to it so it doesn’t actually bother me that much anymore.

Yeah. My nightmares have gotten super real. They were generally nonsense when I was a child, though.

However, as an adult?

Wandering down dark corridors with a general, building feeling that I’m being stalked, watched, followed by someone lurking just out of sight in the shadows, tension rising, body tingling, adrenaline spiking, soundless scream, body paralyzed, hissing names hoping someone will hear but no one comes. My flesh melts, my teeth fall out, void fall, abyss calls, never ending, rotten skin, smell of blood, moving slow, can’t run.

c:

Rosebud…

Give her a bottle of NyQuil unsupervised and bash her over the head with a brick for good measure.

Sorry dude, the world’s richest and most powerful country is currently melting down and turning to fascism. That affects everyone, directly or indirectly. You’re gonna get a lot of politics.

Honestly, based genie. Instead of fucking you over by twisting your wish into something negative, he fucks you over by spending time on small details. At least the latter will likely result in something you actually want, whereas the former will probably suck.

I had a fascination with dreams, especially lucid dreaming, several years ago. I don’t have a specific article about it anymore, just some info I came across a while back.

God, I love this comic. Thank you for A) making me aware that it got a continuation and B) compiling it into an easier-to-read format.

It makes the opossum in me very happy.

Okay, there’s actually a speculated reason for this: while you’re dreaming, your body is paralyzed but your brain is not. When you go into fight-or-flight when you’re dreaming, your brain starts trying to take sensory input from both your dream self and your real self. As a result, your brain is receiving mixed signals: your arm is moving and it’s not moving; you’re successfully controlling your arm but you can’t control your arm. The result is that it feels like it takes a significant amount of effort to move your arm, and your arm moves slowly.

My own personal experience seems to support this: if I casually run or hit something in a dream, then it happens as expected. If I’m in fight-or-flight mode, then my actions occur in slow motion. However, I got lucky and became lucid during one such moment, and decided to try consciously focus on just moving my dream arm, and I was no longer moving in slow motion.

Weirdly enough, I actually care more about framerate on “pancake” (non-vr) games than I do on VR games. I can deal with 10fps in vrchat in a crowded instance. I need more like 20~30 for non-vr games.

That said, I get mentally exhausted when the framerate is <30 for an extended period of time in VRChat.

I said this several days ago, and I’ll say it again.

Grandma’s getting her brains fucked out by 13 werewolves and grandpa is making a catgirl harem. Who’s the 14th werewolf? Grandpa. Duh. He’s the alpha wolf.

Why would they care about your vanilla human-on-human sex?

You are definitely a mad ass hatter to imply that a significant portion of PoC and/or LGBTQ people wanted this.

I don’t think you understand. The height difference is desirable.

Source: I’m 5’11" and want someone to make me feel small.

Nah, Apple was an amazing company for a while. Iirc they were literally the best bang for your buck by a long shot, which shouldn’t be surprising considering they were literally the first company to make a home computer that didn’t require soldering experience or a kit. At some point they decided to prioritize form over function, however, and started going downhill.