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I just meant “quit pleasuring an authoritarian shithead”.

Are you trying to tell me that you thought I was saying that sucking dick is inherently a bad thing? I’m a fucking furry. Are you actually serious right now? It’s not the act, it’s who you’re doing it to, ffs.

I guess I don’t count as being gay then? Go ahead, tell me how I’m not gay enough for you. :P

I’m a woman. I’ve been told to stop sucking someone’s dick, and someone told another friend to stop doing it to me. And before you ask, no, I don’t have screenshots because I’m not a weirdo who feels the need to record every VC/VRC conversation I have.

It’s generally seen as a submissive act to do it to someone else. There’s nothing inherently wrong with it, just like there’s nothing inherently wrong with wanting to lick your partner’s feet. However performing a submissive act of that nature on someone who doesn’t deserve it is questionable and kinda sad.

Inb4 “ur homophobic”

A) I’m not taking an accusation like that from someone who’s username is mathemachristian

B) I literally told my girlfriend the other day that when I visit her I’m going to suck her dick so hard she’ll think she had bottom surgery. IDK what the fuck that was supposed to mean, but she liked it.

Edit: I’ve seen people try to set that trap before. It’s a cheap way to “gotcha” someone and is usually used to try and accuse them of being homophobic (something about sucking dick being something only gay men do, which isn’t even remotely true lol). I see people resort to stuff like that when they don’t have anything of more substance. It also ignores that the potential that the user themselves is gay.

Yes.

Please.

Tell me how I, a transbian, am homophobic.

Edit 2: apparently people thought I was saying “you don’t have to suck their dick just because they’re questionably communist” was supposed to be an insult? No, it’s not the act itself lmao. I’ve sucked cock and I’ve been told I’m very good at it, and that’s not something I shy away from. Nor is there anything wrong with being a sub. I’m a really subby furry ffs. No, it’s the idea that someone would suck an authoritarian’s dick is what I find issue with. It’s not the what, it’s the who. Just like I’d be very concerned if you were sucking off Trump; however if you said you wanted to suck off some widely loved political figure or celebrity then I’d be all for it.

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Did you know that he worked for Blizzard for seven years? Not only that, but he was Blizzard’s first second-generation employee. He grew up in Blizzard. An extreme accomplishment to be certain. Thank you based and blizzpilled Pirate Software.

I wonder if he was the one stealing the breast milk. After all, I’ve heard he can be really childish.

Opossums do not have strong jaws. If anything, they have the weakest for their size.

Considering the previous song on the album was painfully obviously about sex, and The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway is a rock opera…

Genesis’ Carpet Crawlers (lyrics) wants a word.

One of the most graphically sexual songs I’ve ever heard. The only other contender is literally about pet play.

Edit: the Carpet Crawlers are literally sperm. People never believe me until I start breaking it down, and then they’re like, “holy fuck, how did they get away with this?”

This is so dumb. The random hair on top of everything just… I don’t even know what to say.

Heh, thanks! I actually really enjoy metal so it’s kinda nice to know that I can write sick metal lyrics; just wish I had more music skills though.

Meh, it is what it is. I’ve become desensitized to it so it doesn’t actually bother me that much anymore.

Yeah. My nightmares have gotten super real. They were generally nonsense when I was a child, though.

However, as an adult?

Wandering down dark corridors with a general, building feeling that I’m being stalked, watched, followed by someone lurking just out of sight in the shadows, tension rising, body tingling, adrenaline spiking, soundless scream, body paralyzed, hissing names hoping someone will hear but no one comes. My flesh melts, my teeth fall out, void fall, abyss calls, never ending, rotten skin, smell of blood, moving slow, can’t run.

c:

Rosebud…

Give her a bottle of NyQuil unsupervised and bash her over the head with a brick for good measure.

Sorry dude, the world’s richest and most powerful country is currently melting down and turning to fascism. That affects everyone, directly or indirectly. You’re gonna get a lot of politics.

Honestly, based genie. Instead of fucking you over by twisting your wish into something negative, he fucks you over by spending time on small details. At least the latter will likely result in something you actually want, whereas the former will probably suck.

I had a fascination with dreams, especially lucid dreaming, several years ago. I don’t have a specific article about it anymore, just some info I came across a while back.