Note to men: a loud car/motorcycle is not the human equivalent of this. We want literal gular-pumping and buccal pulsing.

If it were profitable to burn down a warehouse, there’d be a whole industry around it

You jest but “wait and retry” is such a powerful tool in my DevOps toolbox. First thing I tell junior engineers when they run across anything weird

JOE is over in hospice care

Grass always appears greener on the other side. He made the right choice, but will forever try to figure out if there was a wish that could have gotten him true love and a spaceship

Life where everyone has save states would be chaos

But also… … …do they?

Subreleases about to crazy

It’s okay to keep up with the times. Don’t beat yourself up too much. You are doing things to make your life easier. It’s okay to do something just cause it feels good. Life is hard, do your best to make it easier

Dell Magnitude! Pop Pop

Looks like a lot of people who are waking up off the clock! I roll out of bed, clock in, and then have to spend 30 minutes actually waking up for the day.

I started solving it then opened the comments to start writing down my work, then saw someone else solved it so I stopped

At this point, we should probably start including zoomers in these memes cause they have been on this ride with us for a hot minute

I hope we are in a dress. It would explain… everything but also give us hope of escaping this one

I beleive it was just an Instagram post. Not from a porn or anything

These themed hotels are getting out of hand

She doesn’t deserve this

I agree with you, but to me good theory and good advice can be different

That advice did age better with time. A lot of well paying jobs now require a BS for you to get in the door. I have a degree in Mathematics. Haven’t directly used it at all but it’s paid off

Holy shit, those comments are insane