Sarcasm: They must also love both the hospital visits and their insurances scamming them.

Twins, if you will?

Is Plato really dead?

Where’s the bisexual badass who comes in to save the day?

Drones is one and another is that all social media is monitored. There’s a rather infamous video clip of a Russian trooper bragging online only to receive a missile at his exact coordinates.

Hands off the phone and don’t even breathe near an electronic that isn’t religiously secured through military encryption, because you’re data is constantly being sold and resold for imaginary dollars.

No money. No movement. Funni graph must go up number up up up!

What do you mean we’re losing moneyh Donnie?! You promised us more moneyh!

Cheap?! Sell and make cheap?!

Political Officers first. The actual officers may be trying to keep you alive, NCOs especially.

You can also express your right to not use the ambulance and even jump out of one in fear of the medical bill.

Knuckle bros!