Nobody said you had to eat their taint.

I actually have a story involving GirlVinyl. She had my best friend kicked out of DEFCON one year because he showed up and did meet-and-greets with some of the women from the porno he had made and was selling, which was themed around naked women teaching you to hack.

Coming up next on Mythbusters…

I can’t imagine willingly telling people I was a libertarian in the internet.

Give it a few thousand years and he might be in the same museum.