How does one jet something?

Including whether hell even exists

Thanks for THAT image, asshole.

I detect a suspicious lack of melamine

It’s funny because this is either a normies talking about penis enlargement pills or a cool person talking about estrogen

Boot coverings?

Mind if I sit here and enjoy the breeze?

Let’s be honest here, after going through that you end up wearing pastel striped knee socks and a choker.

I had to force myself to see what this could even possibly be other than a guy lounging in a chair reading a book… Have I ascended?

If your butt plug is growing mushrooms please clean it and consult a doctor.