NoSpiritAnimal

The Bourne Identity fight choreographer also based his fights on the fights in the movie.

If you’ve ever seen both movies it’s very obvious.

This movie came out in an era of shooting from the hip action stars, and John Cusack and his Kickboxing Instructor put down one of the best movie fights ever.

Also Dan Akroyd’s “POPCORN!” will never make me not laugh.

Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding BANAAANAAPHOOOOONE!

Good news! The mortality rate is so high it’s unlikely to spread as far as COVID!

Console skyrim mod enjoyers are weeping having to re-download 75 mods because Todd liked the word Creations more.

Glorious American Capitalism. Enshittification is just a word for the financialization of everything. Finance Bros run the world, and they know you have another .0265٪ disposable income they can get to make their line go up another quarter.

I just said medically advisable, I fully support your right to eat as many meatball subs as you feel is right for you.

Eat one meatball sub and you’re fine.

Eat 20 meatball subs a day, 5 days a week, for your entire professional career? Not medically advisable.

I’m using abnormous from here on out

Oh no, emotions! I sure hope there aren’t some damning statistics about how many women die for saying no.

I open the toilet seat to have a pee, a three foot flag unfurls from the ceiling, ITS HONDAFEST!

A small corporate social media account emerges from the bowl, screaming relatable phrases it copied from r/memes. ITS GIVING SAVINGS, FAM NO CAP.

My wife enters asking if I’m ok. I reach out for her, too late, she has become a smiling vacant eyed Summer’s Eve ad. Not so fresh, I weep.

Why am I getting alerts to this thread like I was the OP?

Yeah, naturals are uneven usually, like mine:

( O . ) ( o )

The mole is benign.

I made it two paragraphs in, you need to talk to someone about your emotions.

You may think that you’re not showing this negativity and sadness on the surface, but I can guarantee your potential partners are picking up on it immediately.

You can’t build a successful relationship without starting from a good place. You’re starting from a bad place with negative expectations each time.

Until you address the only constant (your emotions and negative self-image) in this cycle of rejection as you call it, you’ll never succeed in a relationship.

The Friendzone doesn’t exist, you’re just not compatible together romantically and you made a friend.

I noticed all the articles call it the Haymarket Affair, while the art and image captions call it a riot or a massacre

Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.

She needs to be the victim in the scenario and not the Nazi making neighbors hate Trans people.

Go speak a language with gendered nouns and leave English alone

No it’s an extra kink in the maze of English, double possessive forms.

Ooo a budget space heater