Don’t knock a deep dive into the Battle of Midway until you’ve tried it.

What happens between a dude, a super mutant, and a fisting sexbot is their business.

“Honey, we’re going to be able to afford to go on vacation after all. We’re just going to have to duct tape ourselves to the seats near the hole in the plane.”

Add a gun and some bullets and call it the Hunter S. Thompson Special.

I haven’t seen it in a while, but I remember Lemmings saying to switch “economy” with “rich people’s yacht money” in your head when reading financial or economic news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjAOL7YD6j8

On the other hand, maybe your purpose in life is to serve as a warning for others.

“Were I not Alexander, I would want to be Diogenes.”

All employees are replaceable by a series of sales pitches on what AI is about to do right around the corner. That will keep pumping the stock price right up until the impending massive crash.

Welp…

slaps knee

I went to a checkup recently and one of the mental health questions asked is whether you have a fear of something terrible happening soon. I keep up with the news. Of course I have a fear of something terrible happening soon. I’d be delusional if I didn’t.

Yes

You see, with Effective Altruism, we’ll destroy the world around us to serve a small cadre of ubermensch tech bros, who will then somehow in the next few centuries go into space and put supercomputers on other planets that run simulations of people. You might actually be in one of those simulations right now, so be grateful.

We are very smart and not just reckless, over-indulged douchebags who jerk off to the smell of our own farts.

Spend millions to advertise bragging about the thousands you didn’t give employees.

The cruelty is the point. It’s all a game to them.

I’m tired, boss.

Staying calm and cool in a stressful situation is the best thing you can do. Take a minute to breathe and everything shows down.

“We’re definitely not practicing a make-believe science designed to make sure the wealthy always benefit no matter the economic circumstances,” said the last economist with a fading shred of hope.

The firehose of lies we’re all being blasted with 24/7 is taking its toll on people. When Boeing murders a whistleblower right in front of everyone and we all know it’s a murder, but we also know nothing will happen to those responsible for the murder, it shakes all the foundational bullshit we were all taught about living in a fair and just society. Once you start thinking critically, you see that almost everything we were taught about the world our entire lives is a lie.

We are cogs in a machine designed for the sole purpose of enriching the already-wealthy. The misery in the world- the poverty, the endless wars, etc., is the result of the system working as intended.

I think the dump part of the pump and dump will happen the second insiders can sell. Seems on brand.

I’ve solved the fourth one. It says, “We killed JFK. There, I said it.”