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Don’t give your dog weed.

They do have the skills. We can prove it.

And they don’t rat. Cats don’t snitch.

Unless you mean ‘hunt you like a rat and murder you with alarming sadism’. Large cats will do this. They’re adorable.

Cats won’t do that.

And? I’m cool with that.

Done this in everything I ever drew.

I guess I just resent being taxed by a church. I’m not religious, I shouldn’t have to tithe.

I’m pretty sure Europeans didn’t invent printing themselves. Their culture was not sophisticated enough. Had to be aliens.

This is not my experience.

She’s the only person alive I can have a real conversation with.

Do you need to ask?

I was making a joke about there being like two people in Nebraska and here you are vomiting up law larp at me.

No, but that’s not a very reassuring thing to say, is it?

Wish we could sue churches that try to interfere with the fuckers who tax me.

Oh. OH I thought it was because of that night fifteen years ago. I normally wouldn’t go for a lady that old or that particular kind of insane, but I was a little completely wasted.

Possibly true. If neither she nor the judge are.

That will be done with convict labor from the now surplus population. Cheaper

They would never fuck pigs!

By the time a pig is large enough to contain an entire dick, its too close to maturity.