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No, that prong broke off a while ago.

Oh but there is something else

Am I butter?

Stop all the downloadin.

It’s actually pronounced Samsquamch

Excuse me, don’t talk about Stretch Armstrong’s daughter like that.

In the town I grew up in, the police station shared a parking lot with a Wawa.

I wouldn’t even call it less difficult. Just differently difficult.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7bdr6fjg-k

How do they enforce idempotency? Does the driver come and take the pizza out of you if you change your order from 2 pizzas to 1?

I don’t think anyone can argue with that.

People who have never had sex like the person you’re replying to would probably still try though.

There’s actually a couple that I tried that did work significantly better than off-the-shelf, but they still kinda sucked. As I recall, they were really expensive, too.

This is my penance for being born with a weird dick, I guess.

Mass-market condoms often don’t fit properly, even for men who aren’t excessively well endowed. Yeah, you can stretch them over your head and fill them up like a balloon, but that’s not at all comfortable. Also, they do break, so it’s not like there’s no risk of pregnancy.

Damn dude, do you do anything besides post extra-weak ragebait?

I didn’t get the reference, and you did enlighten me, so I feel like I’m supposed to say “thank you,” but I really just want my minute and nine seconds back now.

Vegetable

How does one go about subscribing to Kolanaki+? Asking for a friend, and has absolutely nothing to do with the butthole pics, I swear.

I’ve had good luck with fruit juices for the most part

Yes, and you’ll even get a free lifetime supply of extra-pointy kidney stones

Real men use Scratch for everything.