Do you realize how much “too much” is in your scenario?

Like alcohol poisoning dead level. Can’t walk. Can’t stay awake. Can’t breathe. Can’t do anything.

I can call a phone number from Teams?

If you are in a meeting just click “Invite People” and type a phone number - it will call them. We have the “Team for Business”. Whatever that means.

They will almost assuredly not answer because its an 800 Number, and requires them to press [n] to join call. But you can do it.

If you don’t have a meeting just make one with only you - Which is coincidentally a great way to fill a calendar, and look busy to your coworkers. They ignore Busy status. When I’m in a “meeting”, it doesn’t even ring when they bother me.

There was only one road back then. Didn’t need to steer.

? If you’re going to block 1 Smart TV from the Internet. Why wouldn’t you do it to all the TVs on your LAN?

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I had enough spacial awareness not to block a walkway when I towed but the reason to leave it on is because it can protect your car.

Twice I had someone fail to break, and slam into the back of my car.

Twice my car was fine, and twice the dickhead on the phone ended up with a tow hitch sized hole in the front of their car.

Ah yes, the most human deboarding method. Children deboarding on their own. Families separated.

Hundreds of people trying to reunite at the gate all simultaneously.

That won’t cause any downstream issues.

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Working with Accenture

I am so sorry…

Has he tried being a senior developer? He should really try being a senior developer.

Which is why they believe AI is the future.

It does everything they do.

Produce slop

You are actually the chart itself.

The all-too-common Load bearing IT

Back when optimization was Black Magic. Now we just tell the customers they need better hardware.

Someone probably had to argue hard to get 3 letter variables. Guarantee there was some one arguing for 1 letter variables.

Could you imagine carrying home 3 chairs of a set one-at-a-time and finding out that they just stopped selling that style?

Well Fackkk…

Don’t want AI on your search?

Easy peasy just use Duck Duck Go.

Bonus: So many things but also no more captcha on every search because they don’t like you protecting your own privacy.

The game of Life

You can be fired without cause. That is in the literal definition of “At will”

That’s why most places use “core hours” for varied schedules.

If you need collaboration then you do it from 10 AM to 2 PM. Everyone works those hours whether you leave early, or come in late. Any meetings should happen in those times.

This isn’t a difficult problem to solve.

If you can’t regularly get your job don’t with a few hours of not having immediate assistance - I feel like you probably need to rethink your processes, or who you’re employing.

That is the best most Air Conditioners will do as well???