I’m 39 and you just described why I don’t have children.

Right? At least the guy in the comic has toothbrushes.

And a trash can.

The really uncomfortable coarse ones you could probably get 3 for a dollar at any dollar store.

Well worth it from the free labour of the cockroaches.

I have a 24/7 stream of Bluey on my favourites list for my IPTV. I leave it on during the day most days for the dog to watch.

I’ve caught a bunch of episodes that just make me cry. It’s such a great show.

I have bubble baths usually once a week at the end of my work week.

I watch YouTube on my phone.

Fuck that. Reload in the middle of the arena. Assert dominance.

Some people like quick games, rather than waiting 20 minutes just to get sniped.

A nice reliant automobile?

Now we just need cholesterol to do it’s thing.

We are richer for having lost him.