No, no, no. See, your typical garbage bag has some smush to it, and a bagel has a hole! If we put these facts together, we can surmise that OP 3.0 is actually an earthworm with one of its ends sewed shut!
…I don’t know anything about an earthworm’s sex, so I’m going to go with it being a neutral.
Shoot, you better get a few kids (until at least one’s a girl), and ask them if they think mommy and daddy like each other.