in the UK it’s wotsit paws.

you got wotsit paws, time for a shower.

That sounds about 25 mins longer than i’m willing to call a standup.

if it’s not wrapped up within 10 mins of the scheduled start time something has gone horribly wrong

My grandmothers “workstation”

im pretty sure we invented it. i may be wrong on that though. we didn’t

It’s defo in the UK though, i literally just came back from ASDA where i saw it

i wish this were in the UK

i’ve done something similar with dd before

oh i’ve done other fuck ups too…

e.g. one time i ran

rm -r /* 

on a server.

luckily it was a test server, but i did manage to wipe one of the drives shared across the entire testing cluster with that one

i used to work in remote tech support. one time i disabled the network adapter on the customers computer that i was remoting into

i used to work at a customer service call centre, we had a rule against making outbound calls before 9am

Facebook in my country is where you go to find the best deals on secondhand shit. i got a backpackers tent worth ove £100 from someone on FB marketplace for £15

notorious couch fucker.

And something in politics too, idk

I knew of falcond as the service that makes my work mac run slow.

Unfortunately, having a mac meant i didn’t get friday off unlike most of the rest of the company

Your code will be minified and your git history deleted

You should channel this energy into a business or something

If you work out your hours invested into this are you below or above minimum wage?

I remember in the early to mid 2000s when the internet was new and there seemed to be loads of stuff to do.

Was never bored

well i have my own coffee machine at home and i only go into the office like once or twice a year so i’m not THAT upset about it. i just dont get why they wouldn’t just move them from the old to the new office

Bean to cup coffee machines legitimately was part of the reason i took a job at my current company.

Then during covid they downsized offices and got rid of them all.

Now all we get is instant coffee…

scumbags…

i work for a big multinational and there was this woman who walks around with a little yappy thing. she’s the only one and i haven’t seen any rules about it in the employee handbook. i think she just turned up with it one day.

Yup, until the authorities turn up with their monopoly on violence and deprive you of your newly gained property