You finally made a monkey…

There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”

Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?

I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such

I think since it’s in quotes, they mean the kind where it’s not actually transparent and has the checkerboard background baked into the image

More of a Sioux City Sasparilla kinda guy

And if you cross a gerbil with a dirigible, you get a dirigiberbil

So every student becomes Student What’s Their Nuts

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe

Turd bird

Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Kennedys

It’s tough, kid, but it’s life

Man this is good

Sweet dreams are made of deez

Into Thin Air. I think they made a movie, but I read the book.

One of my favorite Simpsons lines, the load hearing poster

It’s this loss(less compression)

That’s rash city, Jake, rash city!

I thought the seahorse was talking about the microphone