

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better


I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis
I hear if you eat too much, you get sick. Shrimp are pretty rich
I really want to see statue of Tjentište
I am from Bosnia, take me to Herzegovina
You finally made a monkey…


There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”
Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?
I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such
I think since it’s in quotes, they mean the kind where it’s not actually transparent and has the checkerboard background baked into the image
More of a Sioux City Sasparilla kinda guy


And if you cross a gerbil with a dirigible, you get a dirigiberbil
So every student becomes Student What’s Their Nuts


If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe
Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter
It’s tough, kid, but it’s life
Would wear that T-shirt