Cripple. History Major. Irritable and in constant pain. Vaguely Left-Wing.
Explanation: Bark Antony sounds like Marc Antony, the anglicized name of a famous Roman general and OH MY GOODNESS LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO CUTE
Time to show our age 💪
I didn’t know what else to write for a title, so I decided to BREATHE LIFE INTO CLAY
Crossposts make the Fediverse go 'round! Looks like someone took care of it
Surrounded by a vast emptiness interspersed with venomous, toxic, and dangerous lifeforms.
Ah, Australia
Have you tried wrestling a lion?
It’s absolutely leveling, walking speed being a stat, spell customization, NPC interaction, bartering, quest interconnectivity, and especially, exploring.
Morrowind has excellent game mechanics. It’s just that combat is not one of those excellent mechanics.
He can’t keep getting away with it!
Explanation: Australia, back in the 1930s, organized a military expedition to cull the out-of-control emu population, with rifles and machine-guns. The emus won. And without any formal officer corps, even!
(the other leaders depicted are Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, and Napoleon, all military leaders famed for their brilliance)
Morrowind really brought out the fantastic in ‘fantasy RPG’.
Imagine if Blivs gave us the original conception of Tamriel, the Roman rainforest
Praise Saint Jiub the Eradicator
I can tolerate distances in metric, but I draw the line at personal measurements!
lmao that’s much more perfect than the version I posted
somehow, this curse was strong enough to overpower the word of god, but not a handful of xanax.
Xanax, truly the chariots of iron of our modern day.
punny: constituting or involving a pun
Mr. Barca is a taller fellow