The King’s Speech

“We’ve got some poodle meat in the freezer for you…”

I think the original is Spider-Man making love to goku

Refusal to internalize latent identity issues

He owed money to Jabba the Hutt, apparently

I want to be able to see my irl health bar and bank balance at the bottom

Terminal Lucidity

I like to think it was constipational rage

Needs more rollin

That’s for your more combat focused type of witches and warlocks. Nothing more intimidating to your enemies than a cackling female hyena with a fully-erect pseudopenis

Can someone explain

China makes their fake cooking oil out of sewage

Like sort of an Oceangate scenario in one of his rockets? Minus the civilian casualties

They want to convince you to come to their church so you can donate to their church which is totally not profit it is for the lord trust me it’s not sweet delicious tax-exempt profit mmmm

Who are the two in the middle at the bottom?

There’s so much property owned by companies that are fucking empty because of the insane rent while four generations of a family are huddled together in a single apartment the size of a bathroom

I think physically Affleck was the only actor to play Batman that actually matched the character. Like Bruce is huge and has very wide shoulders and Affleck has the perfect silhouette for it. Also he can be a good actor too, he could have been great had he been given better material imho

I love Paperback Paradise, there’s a lot of gold there

Is this an Elden Ring boss?

Raymond Hill: “Get behind me, Google.”