But…it’s not a math dilemma, it’s a moral one. Changing it to hot philanthropic strippers changes the morality.

Well, when I intentionally mishandle a pandemic disease in order to wipe out part of a population and request testing be slowed down to influence statistics, I’ll let you know.

I hope you’re not responding to me, because that would not be murder, it would be slaying a monster.

And yet they’ve all failed to kill the orange despot.

Do commercial airline seats count?

My parents, like 30 years ago, once locked their oven door by using the self-clean. They had to call a repair man to come unlock it.

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.

They’re sentient, and they hate you.

Hey, I was released in 1982!

Golden brown is however seared you like it, as long as it’s cooked, and there’s no pink. Cooking is not a science, unlike programming. Personally, I like a good crusty sear.

…you understand carrots don’t have skin, right? You’re just removing the dirty part.

…what? Obviously. It’s for turbulence, which is common. This comic is a joke, but not how it’s intended to be.

Is the bird ok?

*has *partners

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It was also the most illusive color to create with LED. It’s why blue lights on devices are so popular, because it’s new.

Sounds like Jack O’Neill. With 2 Ls 👌.

This is your username’s time to shine.

He’s a troll. It’s like a bot, but lower tech.

Nah, it’s an open tank.