Dude, where you getting your apples?

*In culinary terms, it is botanically a fruit.

Yeah…isn’t that something? 🤔

Ok, so there’s like 2…4…no more than like 10 or 12 exceptions to the rule.

Do you suppose the fact that they’re green and savory, instead of sweet has anything to do with it?

Green stuff people like to dip crunchy yellow triangles in.

Is there chips and guacamole?

Well, I don’t think they’re feeding the jack-o’-lantern, but no, they taste nothing alike. SP and yams are more gluteny or denser, too.

Rope isn’t long enough. It’ll get pulled through when it’s used.

It does, in general, have its uses, but Google’s may actually be dumber than I am. Like, I don’t know how they make these things exactly, but the brain trusts at Google did it…wrong.

Ok, well Google’s Search AI is like the dumbest kid on the short bus, so I don’t know why I’d ever in a trillion years give it system access. Seriously, if ChatGPT is like Joe from Idiocracy, Google’s is like Frito.

I’m confused. It sounds like you, or someone gave an AI access to their system, which would obviously be deeply stupid.

Did it ever occur to you that the other way is objectively corrupt and immoral? It’s not even unspoken immorality anymore. It’s just plain old comic book levels of evil. We just blew up another fishing boat, because they’re brown. It is pure unabashed racist villainous behavior.

So yeah. He did say that. So what?

Ok, but why are the colors reversed?

No one wants to read a 15 second comic strip.

No, it’s definitely Fillory.

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I don’t get it, what’s supposed to be happening with that one single sheet of tp?

I find myself saying this about 35 times a day, at nearly every turn, with about everything I interact with.

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