Just don’t have any emergency landings, during a war.

Who wrote this?? Nobody says “penultimate”!

Edit: yeah, sorry, this was just a line from a TV show. It was stupid.

No, not all, but I think they’re responsible for allowing a criminal and domestic terrorist to be able to retake the office they abused already. They’re wholly responsible for that failure. Trump is guilty of his part, which is why he should be the one in prison. So I guess what I meant is I blame them almost as equally as I do Trump, not wholly.

Because he’s motherfucking fictional. Donald Trump is a real life comic book villain, and he’s also not even 1/100th as smart as the Joker.

…yeah. It is his fault. Because Donald Trump should be in a dark cell deep under ground. I wholly blame Merick Garland and Joe Biden for the current situation.

Yes, I imagine listening to all of this at the same time would be rather unpleasant.

No, I’m pretty sure it means Russia sucks.

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Well, why the hell did you have them do that, then?

Where?

I mean, I order two meals at places all the time, because I’m ordering for someone else. It’s never even occurred to me that the checkout person might think I was eating both.

I assume that mean Infinity Light or Infinity Heavy, like ruler measurements.

$15

Oh my god, they’ve died???

These breadsticks are like really awesome breadsticks.

There’s not one artistic profession on that list aside from photography.

But…it’s not a math dilemma, it’s a moral one. Changing it to hot philanthropic strippers changes the morality.

Well, when I intentionally mishandle a pandemic disease in order to wipe out part of a population and request testing be slowed down to influence statistics, I’ll let you know.

I hope you’re not responding to me, because that would not be murder, it would be slaying a monster.

And yet they’ve all failed to kill the orange despot.