I understood SNL

Let me fix that…

“I stubbed my toe the other day and it LITERALLY felt worse than getting your head chopped off”

I’ve seen that video a hundred times and it never fails to disappoint

This site counted and “The conclusion was that with 19 black characters over seven seasons, Dukes of Hazzard had a higher black-character-to-episode ratio than Seinfeld or Friends.”

https://www.inquisitr.com/2227323/dukes-of-hazzard-not-racist-because-it-had-black-characters-heres-why-thats-not-enough-information

It’s not on the list but I always wanted to be a knocker-upper

Just do one side at a time so you can look at the other side if you forget where everything goes

Just three people who spend every day being obsessed with other people’s genitals

There’s also a fogbow