I feel like at least one of the trash bins should be on fire…

Not just that, but he bought them for 5 gold each. That’s fucking insane. That’s like the cost of a good sword, or a small and slightly rundown house.

If those Americans could read they’d be very upset about that!

No, Bob’s Burgers. Happy Days finished fucking ages ago.

I think of it more of a “give me extra space because I may be distracted and exhausted” warning sign.

The expectation that you could get an apartment that size in central NYC without being a billionaire is also a lie

He’s either poor af or fucking massive!

Where else does one find the pussy?

Fill it!

Damn, I thought I was the only one…

It’s the owner of the water park, obviously. He wants to scare the people away from the hotel to drive the price down so he can add it to his estate. Duh…

I like to think he’s saying “your infant wasn’t baptised, so I’m taking it straight to the fires of hell for an eternity of torture. Don’t forget that I am love.”

As a person who cannot unhook my jaw in the same way that a snake is able to, I am all for the idea of wider, flatter burgers.

That episode of Inside Number 9 fuckin’ slapped

TIL Wololoing

BFF goals

Oh fucking great, now he’s gonna punch me again…

Rage against minorities at my waterpark.

Obligatory Space Doggity https://youtu.be/zsV-qozMz9A

It’s a reference to the show, but thanks for the insight my dude.