Sam, The Man

You can find these collections in the Apocrypha. It’s a collection of all the weird side-stories that could have become biblical cannon but were scrapped for various reasons.

Hard pass ✋

I’m fairly certain I know this particular train and it’s very well taken care of as a vital part of a playground. Kids play all over it, and I believe it’s covered in weather-resistant coating.

‘S a cool park.

Edit: here’s a link to the official park website; wanted to make sure I wasn’t telling tales Corvallis’s Avery Park

Memes are in fact iterative so the more reposts we have, the more weird new memes we get. ‘S wild.

God I want a Thunder Dommy Mommy 😩 🌧️ ⚡️

I’m filled to the tits with microplastics just let me have my breakfast whiskey in peace

The ones that make acorns. Acorn tree. ‘S got acorns on it, what else do you call it?