Jessica

THEY SHOULD CALL HER WHAT?

I have not the slightest idea of what this references, and I think the meme might be funnier because of it.

This is the way

Its a scientific fact that I can’t drive 55.

Erlich Bachman, this is you as an old man. I’m ugly and I’m dead. Alone.

But don’t demand stupid things like minimum wage

Wow. Let’s come back to reality for a moment.

There are millions out there that cannot afford to make themselves employable. They work long hours, possibly two jobs, plus a hustle just to not make enough for ends to meet. How do they go back to school? Learn a trade?

I am one of them, except I haven’t found my hustle yet. I work 40+ hours each week, but I take home so little. I was able to make rent two days ago, for last months rent. I have to hold off on a one of my meds, because paying rent took precedent over everything else, again. People like me don’t give a shit about programs that cannot help us in the short term. We already know our long term: work until we die, with nothing to show for it.

We could turn down the heat, so that the frogs might be able to escape their boiling fate? No, let’s design a better pot that won’t boil the frogs. The ones in there now won’t make it, but their progeny will also likely…not make it.

You ought to check yourself before you call what can be a major relief for millions, stupid. Seriously.

Bruh, I was asking about pics of the event, not videos.

Pics or it didn’t happen

I was not a smart child, and them balls were like culinary forbidden fruit.

I was going to suggest doing it yourself, but it is a bit involved.

I have a carabiner attached to my purse, just to clip my keys to when they are not in use. I’ve lost them that many times. Even then, I still lose them, just not as often.

Unlikely. Part of why gold is so valuable is its inertness. It doesn’t corrode or rust, which makes it great for electronics.

Bah gawd! That man has a family!

Having murderous fantasies about people just because they’re wealthy

How do you think that billionaires amass such wealth? Hard work? Proper budgeting?

The ONLY way someone can get that rich is by the exploitation of millions. I hope they get EVERYTHING that is coming to them—feet first so they can savor the moment. ☺️

Did we just become best friends?!

Let’s be real though; we’d all eat that mega-chip.