Make less elaborate meals or learn to chop faster.

Humans have tried reproducing asexually. It’s called wanking. It doesn’t work.

Ita, fili mi.

Procreo, ergo sum

Am a biologist, can confirm.

Either way, I think we can agree that millennials know what film is. Many of us have even developed it ourselves. You know back when people were thought things other than app development and learned helplessness.

Mate I’m a millennial and I had my photos developed at the chemists. You’re thinking of gen z.

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No idea, it was the neighbour kid’s VCR.

I’m hooking two vhs players together to commit piracy old.

I have a soft hard spot for crazy girls.

We should be very concerned about any alien species that doesn’t hide from us.

Any one party political system can either fail or be maintained through violent oppression. People need to have a say in who represents them and what their values are.

A more sustainable solution than soviet style communism is to have proportional representation and work on instilling socialist virtues such as kindness, social responsibility, and fairness in the population. over time, the people in government will start to reflect those values.

The only correct response is “uh yeah! I’m honestly a little disappointed you’re not a sponge. Would you be open to dressing like a sponge sometimes?”

In Norway your deposit is payed into a special account in your name and both parties have to agree to it’s release or settle in court. If the landlord takes some for repairs to abnormal damage (can’t charge for “normal wear and tear”) they have to provide proof that they used it for that (receipts etc).

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I’m not sure that’s a great idea in my case. A lot of my online activity is me talking about weird sex acts or ploughing femboys or joking about masturbating with probiotic yoghurt to treat yeast infections. So I’m pretty sure my kids don’t want to interact with that jaded fucking LLM.

Well my 3 year old always asks for Kraftwerk and my 5 year old likes the pumpkins (not my first choice billys voice sounds like a mentally handicapped kitten being drowned in engine oil).