SeductiveTortoise

Not only wrongly, but really slow as well. That’ll be $5.99 a month, please.

I ordered new shoes last week, same size as always of course. They’re at least two sizes too large. WTF?

Hooray!

No, wait…

Or they just recognize us as intelligent and have morals

I’m really starting to doubt our intelligence, but I could imagine them having higher moral standards than us as a species.

They probably wanted to save on licensing costs.

What about a solid gold diving suit? I would even push him in.

How about happy?

fair point

Is it? I thought it was just “ugly men in your neighborhood”

Hello my brother/sister/velociraptor/etc in screens. We’re worthless together 💖

Never merge. Only cherry pick.

CAN YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS WRITE A LITTLE BIGGER?

My company gave it to me for work, and I used it, just as I do now with the Windows machine.

It’s nearly the same for me, except it’s been nine years, and I’ve been using both Linux and Mac. It’s not bad enough to look for a new job, but oh man, I hate it so much.

He can’t help you. Y’all need Linus.

I love being a nerd

“This is what my parents raised me for. Step aside!”

MOOOOORE!!!

Must be a typo, I bet they meant 90 minutes an hour.