The litter is what awakens Lord Cthulhu.

We will be using Amazon dollars by then. Prices never go up… in Amazon dollars!

banned me from the store “for life”

Awesome! I hope you refused to honor it unless he put a poster on the front door with a picture of you and a ghostbusters-style “no” sign around it.

Partying EVERY day gets kind of boring… You appreciate it more if you spend time just hanging out, like the guy in the meme.

David Brent - Lady Gypsy.

His fans are like cats.

Hey, no need to disparage cats…