It’s a funny thing, I used to a werewolf but I’m alright noo^oooooow.

Is there a supercut of Lucifer which is just Tricia Helfer and Lesley-Ann Brandt about to commit mayhem?

Oh sweet summer child, your dad knows parts of the internet you have barely seen in your dreams.

Child prison labour? You mean you’re providing shelter for orphans and creating jobs for them too? You’re practically a saint according to supply-side Jesus.

Some decade and change ago I used to sell people Drupal installs at £200 a pop. They’d get a pretty secure codebase, the ability to add content through a gui and if necessary have customer accounts.

Pretty much what killed it as a business was everyone expected to be on the first page of Google because business advisers were telling them that sitebuilders should do SEO as standard.

As one of my brother’s friends remarked, some forty odd years ago:

Sylvester’s cool. That fuckin’ bird ain’t.

My mate was out at a book launch for a musician and one of the young bar staff was wearing a t-shirt of a punk band from the 70’s. He was having a good natured banter with her and pointed at the shirt saying, “Like you know who that is.”
“That’s my Dad.” she said.
I have a funny picture of them posing for a selfie together afterwards.

Well, first thing is, it is actually a joke.

Second thing is we’re talking about a cartoon character, and a straw man at that. It’d be different if this was about actual named individuals.

And thirdly this is Lemmy, where Eat the Rich is understood to be a humorous proposition rather than a literal injunction to cannibalism and both mods and admins are resistant to the bad faith arguments of Liberals/Conservatives that would have you believe otherwise.

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Disappointing.

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Phone rings

Longinus: Longinus speaking
Pause God: I hear you crucified my son.
Longinus: Yes, Sir, I did.
God: And may I ask why?
Longinus: clears throat Well… he stole John Wick’s car… and he killed his dog.
God: Oh.

I think that Zendaya’s version was also inspired by Hajime Soroyama.

Parsimonious is just a better word to use at that point in a rant.

You know it.

Brit here, all the windows in my flat have this system.

Could be you smelled American.

Yes, but the vast majority of us do have some insecurities and you can at least be honest with yourself and your partner about them.

That makes some kind of sense. Internet logic perhaps.

What on earth is going on with that picture? Apparently the main source is this picture here.

Who processed it and why?

I helped her out of a jam, I guess

But I used a little too much force

Human beans.