You are in my brain

Five years ago I could get a foot long spicy italian combo with chips and a drink for less than $10.

So do deer, this is intended as a mental shortcut to roughly approximate size instead of a precise measurement.

I’m so glad I was dumb before smart phones were this prevalent. Any video evidence of my antics is either relegated to some long forgotten drive, or is too low resolution to be of any real concern.

Places either closed down or dropped so far in quality they are now a shell of their former selves.

Bonus points if you transferred the file to your phone via IR.

Terminal, in fact.

To be fair I encounter that problem with other adults, too.

My tinder feed suggests otherwise.

Plus think of all the groceries you’ll haul on that motorcycle. The savings are endless!

When I was an undergrad my professors put a big emphasis on developing a portfolio of work and picking up experience where we could before graduation. For me that meant freelancing a few times a month while working a part time job along with class. Internships are great, but everyone had to have one to graduate from my program. A degree will set you up, but a portfolio of work and related experience will help set you apart.

Honestly it’s among the main reasons I switched grocery stores from Dillons (Kroger owned) to Aldi. Over the last three years Dillons has added more self checkout lanes, routinely staffed the bare minimum human checkout lanes, and regularly has looooong lines to checkout at peak hour. Going to Aldi I tend to save both money and time; their cashiers scan shit so damn fast.