That’s fucked up

My saving grace was that the last time she hit me, it was on camera. Video evidence goes a long way toward forcing the hand of the police.

Dude are you me? Similar situation, my ex was/is a raging narcissist who would absolutely trash the house. Kitchen was a disaster because she was an aspiring cake decorator who never bothered to clean up after herself and would fill entire 8 foot folding tables with her crap for weeks on end. Never lifted a finger with the rest of the house, actively trashed everything and her strategy was to wait for me to reach a breaking point where I had to rage clean for my own sanity, then she’d do it all over again. She was and is a shit parent and a deadbeat. There’s sooo much more and it all ended poorly… For her, at least. I’m out of that situation now, but it took me a long time to admit I was in an abusive relationship.

3 is a lot, though not the most egregious. My worst experience was five interviews ranging from HR to the fucking CEO only for them to low ball me at the end of it.

I did not take the job.

But we do have flying cars. They’re called planes. You can get a license to fly them and everything.

This was widely reported when it happened two years ago.

The shape of the magazine makes the bullets go further because they’re already aligned with the Earth’s curvature.

por que no los dos

I largely have as well, but I fucking hate that forced ignorance is my only path to mental and emotional regulation.

An absolute classic.

It’s just a meme bro.

Nice try, Purdue.

It’s actually because most rear view mirrors aren’t detachable.

You are in my brain

Five years ago I could get a foot long spicy italian combo with chips and a drink for less than $10.

So do deer, this is intended as a mental shortcut to roughly approximate size instead of a precise measurement.

I’m so glad I was dumb before smart phones were this prevalent. Any video evidence of my antics is either relegated to some long forgotten drive, or is too low resolution to be of any real concern.

Places either closed down or dropped so far in quality they are now a shell of their former selves.

Bonus points if you transferred the file to your phone via IR.

Terminal, in fact.