If you let chickens be in charge of their own eggs they will stop laying and try to raise their children.

Cloud bro

Like rain on your wedding day

🧐which box holds the DVI cables?

Lots of stuff abused the DB25 and the DB-whatever it was parallel port

💪

Imagine trying to drop off your baby but the fucking drawer is full.

Hoidle

ICE: So anyway thats when we started blasting

Any sale between private individuals is entirely off the record.

FFL dealers still have to run the check at gun shows.

Well said

Every time my wife is wrong about something she accuses me of gaslighting, and all I can say is “no, you.”

Omg

Who turns off the computer?

Tell me you never had actual chickens

Obviously not

Moonshine

Confirmed, am moron.

Looking at you, Texas Instruments

Every single time I open the perfect question the only answer is “we already covered this, use the search”