Omg

Who turns off the computer?

Tell me you never had actual chickens

Obviously not

Moonshine

Confirmed, am moron.

Looking at you, Texas Instruments

Every single time I open the perfect question the only answer is “we already covered this, use the search”

Light some fireworks with the kids at 8pm, plan to do the good stuff at midnight, fall asleep at 10:30.

Buffalo.

Does that make money for google when it clicks ads?

So whats the time limit? I’ve been to the ocean, i just went home for a few years before going mountain climbing.

lol its funnier in context

Hey

How do you know? Its not like we are living in this situation right now

Gatekeeping is cool and makes you a bigger man.

Wow. In America, trades people use a chart to look up literally anything that requires math. If you’re lucky.

Most of the time “it looks good enough” is enough.

Big latency?

So, good parenting?

Duh