Tell me you weren’t alive in the 1990s without telling me you weren’t alive in the 1990s

🎵 It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no senator’s son!🎵

queue creedence clearwater revival

That saucy bitch.

Hello your Majesty. Please, can you send bobs and vagine? I cannot find.

I mean, so long as you didn’t (…or did?) confuse DDG with DDlg, we are copacetic.

PS: Definitely you should DDG DDlg. Right now. Preferably whilst at work.

PPS: You could set up DDGS to DDG DDlg.

You actually are the same. SearXNG aggregates DDG, unless you’ve told it not to. Remember, it’s a metasearch aggregator not a search engine

Welp, that’s my AKSHUALLY ASD moment for the day. Good day to you, sir.

Basically, yes

See

YOU. ARE. ALREADY. DEAD.

PS: I just wanted a working fork of their app. Instead, I got this masterpiece. 5/7, would infohazard again

Infohazard, beratna

Except, fr fr!

Highlights:

• “Serverless Legal Immunity” - the Principal is “Un-Hostable”
• “Grand Trespass of the Soul” if you try to psychologically coerce him
• “maritime Admiralty jurisdiction” - classic SovCit
• Cryptographic validation keys that are just his initials in binary
• Emoji legal seal: ⚡︎⚖︎🛡️𓀠🛡️⚖︎⚡︎
• Explicit warning to “ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES” not to trespass on his cognitive integrity

Welcome to the internet, 2026. Cookers are everywhere!

P.S. For extra double fuck irony, I got Lumo to actually summarise that. Haha…fuck