Hey guys! I’ve been married for like 12 years, I’ve got a bunch of kids, and a vasectomy.

Hmmm…yes this isn’t C#…this isn’t C# at all. I can’t read this.

Any dog named Bella is a cunt. Case and point. My dog named Bella is a cunt.

Perfectly great idea!

I did like that show for background noise tho.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Clever… Next time just tell her to try some thing on a spoon and right before you let her have it just shove the switch game in her mouth

Don’t tempt me with a good time. I think that’s a teenage party trick. I might need to wait a couple years. He’s still kinda a wuss.

Lmao. Nope they did it too fast and without hesitation. I didn’t have a chance and once the jig was up it was too late to try again.

I got my unsuspecting 10 year old to lick one of those just to see if the Internet was lying to me. It was as easy as “hey Nintendo made those cartridges bitter…you should lick it to see.” Lol

How does she clean her…bits, Batman?? That’s bacteria city, Batman! Don’t go near that mouth, Batman!

How many people get to satisfy their fetishes with that one.

Dang Adam Sandler put on blast like that.

Yea I have a bunch of anti tracking shit on Firefox mobile and desktop and it breaks so many normie sites. If it breaks the site, move on. Fuck em.

Bloopadopp bloopadopp …“Susan please…”

Yea man. Nothing is what I’m doing. Not “waiting for something”

I can still hear it.

Leave my beer and cigarettes alone.

Boy do I have some news for you…

…and hexbear