I just get a bank transfer and it’s instantly in my account

I’m not out of touch, those lying fucks trying to obscure the calories are at fault

Already happened. Same shit with people writing for IE over netscape or early Firefox

With the rise of tablets and smartphones a lot of those devs got rude awakenings. Then Apps and Chrome happened and they disappeared back up their own arses

Confused?

Good thing i’m taking about cricket then. You know, the one actually played by india, australia, pakistan, west indies, new zealand. Etc

Talkin’ cricket

Invent a sport

Export it to all your colonies

Have them all kick your arse at it every season

#winning

Edit: cricket, guys. I’m very clearly talking about cricket

takes cat this is mine now. You don’t deserve it.

Mega

Its literally a busload of people and we know their names

Pfff

Wiki is not getting my money this round after their union busting bullshit.

You picked a bad time to fuck around jimmy

I rode fiddy planes

Damn, i’ve literally called it a blithe cunt and only gotten a “i’ll leave that there”

I’ve seen some AI designed STLS. They are…not good

Gen z aren’t big drinkers. Hell, even Millenials drink less than Z or boomers. We got therapy now instead of social alcoholism

Peace is only an option when the social contract is maintained.

When power structures violate it or make sure you’re excluded from it, it’s time for bricks

Wonder how many people are "omg that’s why that ep was called “homer’s odyssey” " and how many more i created with this comment

Go watch the Community ep “Remedial Chaos Theory”. (S3e04). All will be revealed

the flaming shirt that took off Jeff’s arm after he tried to use it to beat the vodka fire to death?