Physicists

Sins are forgivable in many religions.

No no, we’re thinking of things to do besides molesting children.

How can god be illiterate

That’s why they have homework, to de-sensitize you to work outside of work

Had to make sure you don’t take the last parking spot

In the first movie her clothes don’t turn invisible so she takes them off and then becomes visible again

Well who else would win, a vogon?

Well who else would win, a vogon?

It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life

That’s why you shower in the morning so you don’t have to wash your sheets

The San-Ti were more honest about it.