I just wasn’t expecting that. I was warned and I was still surprised.

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I’d love for people to explain to me how being happy despite the current state of the world is anything less than cognitive dissonance.

You’re either miserable or living in a false reality.

Ass for life 😎

This is how I feel but with ass instead of boobs.

Don’t get me wrong I love boobs I just love ass more.

Seriously though. Ass is where all the fun stuff is!

That’s fair I just thought it was done to showcase the hypocrisy of a govt small enough to fit in your pants.

See I saw it as an irony type thing where the artist is showing the blatant hypocrisy of the idea of govt so small it fits into every household.

Maybe I’m just overthinking it.

Apparently I’ve been misled as the octopus I was thinking of, the argonaut, doesn’t actually have a detachable hectocotylus.

Zefrank lied to me.

Are you one of the species that rips theirs off and hucks it at the female to prevent being eaten?

Maybe I’m thinking of an octopus…

Is that not what this comic is saying?

Showing the blatant hypocrisy?

Seems like blissful ignorance to me.

And it smears into your shoe

BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

Ba doyng doyng doyng

I’ve actually seen the opposite happen more often than the former. Both online and irl. A guy starts complaining about things and a cacophony of women show up to tell him how he’ll never understand what it’s like to be a woman.

Whenever I do see the opposite and when the guy interjects all that’s said is “there’s a time and a place to talk about men’s issues” but like when is it then?

Every time someone asks me if I know where the stepladder is at work I say “do you need a stepladder because your real ladder left?”

Tbf I couldn’t ever tell if that’s what they were trying to show or if she was just magic