I forgot I had a headache

You would figure the lizard people would have better human disguise technology.

Satan take the wheel

Yeah some of us have to hand wash our wi-fi the old fashioned way.

Those who control the present controls the past

Are they going to leave out the part where the president called it a hoax while simultaneously spitballing ideas about UV light, bleach and horse dewormer cures all while thousands of Americans were dying every day. Or the part where he emptied the treasury with zero oversight?

There’s articles?

Chickenlivershire

The radical leftists marxists communists won’t let us crush orphans anymore

Make Orphan Crushing Great Again

Trump 2024

Merry War on Christmas

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Being Libertarian means never having to admit you’re a Republican

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