Jack the Ripper! Can we fix it? Jack the Ripper yes we can!!

$4.44 is an odd price for a hot dog combo

Smelli

Perpetually soggy socks. Not wet but a little damp

I wasn’t expecting some turkey gooch today but alright

Looks a bit dry innit

Grandma forgot her meds again

From stock photo to real man.

Blasphemous. Beef stroganoff is big

Everywhere I go I see her.

As you see this is what they call a laptop

Well one can lead to the other

Hmm I mustache a question as this intrigues me

Can you point to something bigger

Must be really small cos I aint distracted

That’s why I prefer a beef stroganoff. They fit nicely in a bag

No way can they afford a personal rap concert

Did Seen consent to be felt?

My man if you’re starting to talk with furniture I think you should go see someone

When I was in the hospital we had pee jars by the bed