If I had a kid that asked for Newports, I’d just give em to them. Kinda curious to see where that goes

This one feels different. That last panel looks like something from Alan Moore

Then, unless you’re the owner, you’re getting underpaid

An evocative image that truly captures a genuine facet universal to the gem of human experience, for in the gulf between every one of us lies some kind of weird ghost thing fuckin up the steez

Life’s a piece of shit, when you look at it

Heathcliff, Heathcliff
No one should
Exist solely to brand their goods

There’s a solution you’re not seeing here:

They think they can just pave you over. Learn to use power tools and suddenly you can take just about anything apart 😘

This meme is about five bucks at Harbor Freight

You’re already on a couple lists, probably. Might as well join one of the cool ones

Still better than the stalls with gaps big enough to make eye contact with people walking by

Beware the dreaded punis!

But Cool Squirrel is always down to get wet… and that makes him cooler