Or you have no sense of humor, you are supposed to celebrate differences. Not mash them down and hide them like a shameful secret

I don’t like being reduced to a slave owner as my family arrived in this nation as indentured slaves.

Better to talk about it than quietly perpetuate it, or not so quietly, I’ve never been called a mutt by another American but Europeans love to mock my “racial impurity”

It’s almost like race is a foundational conversation to the USA, a colonial nation.

It’s almost like we have our own culture separated from our Old World cousins. That punchline was pure nostalgia

Woah there, wood? The stuff that blows over and not GLORIOUS STONE AND CONCRETE? I think you may be on yo something. Just don’t tell Europe a lot of them get mad at the sight of wood houses

Pretty sure you just had a shit doctor, every eye doctor I’ve had insisted I have someone drive me and I’m from the depth of MAGAstan

You reminded me of a dead stupid subway sign I saw once, it was about the fact 1 in 4 homeless were women, which don’t get me wrong everyone deserves a home, but it was so tone deaf in delivery it felt like unintentional parody

The wonder of “relaxed fit”

Big and Tall brands don’t give waistband sizes often anymore in my experience. They just add xs to ls now

Different boards on the site have different people. Some boards are somewhat maladjusted nerds with poor social skills like /tg/ others are more technical and home to the unhinged users

Versions I read tended to say she left with him willingly. Buy sure go off as if a millenia old story has a single retelling.

Probably the first time anyone had made that kind of gesture to him.

You’re only too big for a coyote, packs will hunt lone humans

Ium version also fits in UK accents better

The primordial code from the Quake engine in pretty much ever 3d game giggles at the passage of time

Man has crippling depression that he can’t treat like many men

You: “oh my gaaaawd he’s so dangerous all men are this!”

Why does it need value? Living to extract value and nothing else is toxic to your body mind and soul.

Dogs fought in our wars as well

I’m a fan of the patty melt personally, though a nice loaded hash brown hits the spot too