touch ~/avocado ?

… They typed “make all” by themselves? Nice. I usually use a script to do that.

I would accept “I work for the team that tries to detect ad blockers on YouTube, and slow down the process with bureaucracy.”

That’s unfair to BMW drivers. Those don’t come standard with turn signals.

The guy who was using my name to make code submissions 2-3 years prior.

Better than many, mediocre.

With my coworkers I’ve got a strange ability to pick up any language that tastes like c, and get stuff done. I’m sure I’ve confused our c# guys when I make a change to their code and ask for a code review, because I’ll chase down quality of life improvements for myself. (Generally, I will make the change and ask if I have any unintended side effects, because in an MCU, I know what all my side effects are, multi threaded application?, not at all)

Edit: coming from a firmware view, I’ve made enough mistakes to realize when order of operations will stab me, when a branch is bad because that pipeline hit will hurt, and I still get & vs && wrong more often than I would like to admit.

That time should be billed extra

Can we run the trolley back and forth a few times over the billionaires just to make sure? Maybe install a snow thrower? (Sorting with big spinning bits)

Arts and crafts are a net negative? Ouch

What, you don’t have a special command to Compare Unsigned values in register C vs result register K? or Floating-point Addition with Parenthesis, so store the value for use on the next cycle?

But when it’s cheese sauce and bacon, the Mess is part of the experience.

Coffee BADGING? Not badgering? I thought putting a badger by the coffee machine makes the office more interesting.

If the warnings go under 100, something is wrong.

Some meetings dip into negative productivity.

I see that unmovable file at the tail

Needs a sinusoidal wave added to it all.

Hedge fund manager: hold my beer.

Damn, maybe we can be replaced…

Document the unpaid overtime as best you can, and when you leave, send what you can to the dept of labor, or whoever oversees that stuff.

I didn’t know why, but *++p bugs me