That dude is fucked omg

And it becomes as big as a Ford Aerostar.

Everytime I see or hear that name, I think of this scene.

Captain America and Mjølner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

He doesn’t physically pick up the hammer in the comics. He uses his magnetic abilities to get around the weight and worthiness issue.

Fucking cheater.

Pretty much both.

Stormbreaker is completely different metal with no such restrictions placed on it, so anyone can pick it up.

Just dug out my PSVita. I’m feeling like a little Metal Gear today might be in order.

I have the demo on my old PS4 shame they screwed him like that

Favorites

Steamdeck: Such a great way to game at home or on the go, and I have access to a ton of games via my account

N64 controller:

That thing was such a comfortable controller.

Not so Favorites:

Switch controllers:

Hopefully, they will fix them for the second version because the drift is unbearable at times. I bought kits to fix them, but come on man

Dreamcast.

Not so much it was a bad system, Sega just abandoned it like hot potato. The controllers sucked though from what I remember. Really bulky.

Skibidi in this usage means “bad.”

"I might be bad (skibidi), but your mom got mad charisma (rizz).

As a Wisconsinite, Ohio being a term for lame is fucking awesome lol.

Where’s your sense of adventure?

You don’t want some bro in a lifted flying Dodge Ram drunkenly riding a minivans ass, then killing a family of five in a firery wreak that crashes into a children’s hospital at 300 mph?

Right? Wtf was that all about?

You suck

I just looked up what type of clover grows well in my climate, then every spring, I order a 5 lb bag and just walk around throwing that everywhere. Add some water and let it go nuts. Once clover is established, it starts to spread on its own, but I like to give it more friends to speed up the process. Plus, bunnies love it, and with bunnies comes bunny poop. It’s one of the best fertilizers you’ll find. It’s a work in progress, but once it’s completed, I’ll have to mow like 2 times a season, I won’t have to worry about weeds, and it doesn’t need fertilizer. Clover is an incredible plant and I can’t wait until it’s completed.

Every year, we dump wildflowers in three spots on our property, and every spring, I spread clover seeds the entirety of my lawn.

Each year, the clover takes over more and more, and with that, you get a short lawn that is drought resistant and bee friendly.

Fixed it for, ya

Still have, and use my account from 2009.

I don’t know about you guys, but I never lose my keys anymore. sticks it to forehead

And…block.

Because you suck balls at humor.