Eventually you get tired of being mid and then just practice. It took me into my 40s to feel that way, so it may take you a while to feel that way (if you ever do).

Jokes on you. That’s her kink.

If they have 2FA then yes use the same password. If not heeeeeeeeeellllllllllll no.

I miss the IT Crowd and I am sad a show like it will never exist again.

Animals being bros

ALLL THE WAYYY WHOAA!!!

You can still assign them to a drive if you want to though.

Recruiter: Why is there a gap in your resume?

Me: Why has this position been hiring every month?

Goes home quietly and shaves head and wears beanie for 8 months.

My boss hasn’t rehired any of the staff that have left in the last 6 months so I’m the only person in my department now. So I’m supposed to never get sick or need a day off ever? cool. cool.

Raw dogging pirate sites? Yikes.

Do I get a cool I’m a bot prize?

Bonus points if its a garnishment and doesn’t come out automatically.

luter noun lut·​er ˈlütə®, ˈlütə- plural -s : one that applies lute specifically : a worker who seals coke-oven doors with lute called also dauber, paster.

Here is what you really want to say: loot ˈlüt looted; looting; loots

transitive verb to plunder or sack in war to rob especially on a large scale and usually by violence or corruption to seize and carry away by force especially in war

intransitive verb to engage in robbing or plundering especially in war looter noun

I just want that heart shaped V on all the vegan packages and then a vegan only section so I don’t have to shop the regular food isles. 1 stop shop.

Bro those Dill Hot N Spicy pickles just hit different. I’ll be looking like I’m on wing 8 on Hot Ones by the end of the jar.

Cheap and poor are the same thing.

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre or Blazing Saddles?

Bould of them to assume they know sizes.