Well at least there are still large print books

1 turn = 1 day

Completely artificial plastic was invented in 1907 - 118 years ago.

1 year = 365 days

118 years x 365 days = 43,070 days

So 43,071 rounds should do it, and then just clonk Leo Baekeland over the head or something.

He attends a church known for its hateful rhetoric.

He’s very likely a trump supporter that is not dumb enough to say it outloud.

Yeah that’s fair, I wouldnt let my kids play with a homophobe either.

Oh, to be Jeff goldblums friend who has the scratchy voice in Independence Day

Yeah, a lot of people are basically raised by a screen and were never forced to develop enough social skills to function in basic society.