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4·5 天前I wouldn’t go THAT far… Humans outside of Italy is just TOO unrealistic!
now being 16th century Italy
I think that’s incorrect, actually. By my calculations, we’re at LEAST a dozen years farther along than that!
When you thought it was bleachers, were you afraid? Even petrified?
15·6 天前The woman in a horse stance pointing her two fingers forward in the same direction as the sword is doing a strange move.
It’s called “oppan smell my fingers”
6·7 天前Nah, posts and comments are two different things, damn it! 😁
I’d be on board with a new rule requiring every post to contain profanity tbh 😄
It’s over there, in a box
points at the box where all the fucks are stored
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6·8 天前Too late, already a veteran helmet shitter. The families accept me as an inescapable consequence of being related to a cop by now.
Well, I’ve never been Greenland
Me neither, but I HAVE been there.
It’s quite lovely in the summer and nowhere near as cold as you’d expect.
I’ve literally downloaded more cars for GTA 4 and Cyberpunk 2077 than I’ve been in IRL 😄
in the US
don’t have to deal with (…) neighbors that are crazy unstable
On a scale from Bud Light Lime to Everclear, how drunk are you on American garbage alcohol right now? 🙄
I’m not in missile range of anything since the 60’s
Fun fact: in 2026 you’re thousands of times more likely to be killed by a bullet from a handgun in the US than by a missile in any other European country than Ukraine.
Just saying that you’re full of shit. Because you obviously are.
Actually, you’re thinking of the charge of the light brigade, a military action best known for being the inspiration for a poem that in turn inspired a classic Iron Maiden banger
a paper trail for the principal
I was in a band called that. We mostly played punk, anti-war protest songs, and combinations thereof.
On the contrary: it’s gain of dogs
In my headcannon it has
And the third half is bad math