Wideboi lobsters have monopolized convergent evolution for too long! The time for turbo cows has come!

Depends

Excellent post title, sounds like the PPV event (that should be freely available to the people) of the year!

I’d put a twenty on the crackheads winning by TKO in the third round 😁

That’s part of the reason why they’d need to be careful about it.

Very carefully.

It’s his kink.

I’m just jokingly pretending that you’re a huge fan of the billionaire Taylor Swift lol

gorillas sit around eating a vegetarian diet and have massive muscle mass just because they metabolize different kinds of protein MUCH more effectively than humans do and also are much more physically active than the average human

Fixed it for you.

Kirsten Craig has the BEST middle name! 👌😄

this is how all absurdly rich people live.

The difference between a million and a billion dollars is roughly a billion dollars.

Likewise, Danny DeVito is rich enough to afford a good house and car, but not rich enough for the infinite tax free spending money hack.

Since you became the biggest Swiftie in your hometown

!theydidthemath@mander.xyz

those in the western hemisphere or in the ocean are just silly

Correct

and can’t be for real

Likely incorrect. You’d be shocked at how profoundly stupid and/or misinformed some people are in a country that routinely robs its public education system to pay churches and private corporations…

“She turned me into a salamander!”

“A salamander?!”

“I got better and drier”

I’m pretty sure my good friend Jeremy would disagree. I’m gonna ask him next time I help him drink his wine.

You’ve got a point, but the Venn diagram of people who would become a pediatrician and people who voluntarily give blood is likely as close to a circle as most professions get anyway, so this is just smart use of a resource provided willingly 🤷

I love that this is the top comment 😄

Maybe the artist feels self-conscious about their first attempt at the character looking more flat chested than intended and they overcorrected the compensating? 🤷

I could never have guessed! 😄

And psychedelic shit sex!