Age of Mythology. It’s an RTS game from maybe 20 years ago, although there’s a remastered edition that’s less than a year old. I played the original version and the story and gameplay are both really fun. The controls definitely feel dated and clunky to me now though. I’ve not played the new version but I expect it’s good too.

Specifically, you can play as Norse, Egyptians and Greeks with three main gods and nine(?) minor gods from each pantheon. You build up your civilization / town over several ages, managing your resource gathering and armies. Each age unlocks a new god with a new god power. Each god also has different mythical monsters that you can create such as jackals, hydras, wolves, etc. The original also had Chinese and Atlantians (Greek titans) as DLC, I don’t know if they exist in the new version

I’ve done that while driving at 70mph. Very not fun

Ctrl P is to print a page. The idea is you quickly press print before the paywall loads, so you can read the full article

Doms be like

That IP address is coming from inside the house!

But “Joe” doesn’t sound anything like “Tom”

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Its important to stay hydrated

Reptiles have cloacas too? I didn’t know

“mildly NSFW”? It’s 43% buttholes

Bonus fact bonus fact: Shakes are older than the rings of Saturn.

You did a great job in the Star Waes prequals, btw

I’d let them dominate me

It’s a hard balance because taking care of yourself is also important

I lifted one weight and now none of my t-shirts fit over my raging muscles. Please send help

Is that actually surprising? If someone comes and colonises your shit, of course you’re not going to like them

Humans are not animals just like any other. We have the capacity for self-reflection and change. We are also not obligate carnivores - we have the choice to eat plant-only diets without health risks unlike a lot of animals

That’s cool and it makes a lot more sense to me. Unless there’s some major complications with the birth it seems like you could handle everything in the same room. But I’m not a midwife so what do I know?

Tbf it’s worth asking if you are looking at a baby’s phenotype and wondering if your partner was unfaithful. Mix-ups happen sometimes and it’s possible that the hospital gave you back the wrong baby

Why the fuck are you on Lemmy then? Go build a canoe, try to row to a deserted island, then sink and die in a storm. Live free, friend!

I was coming here to talk about that recent post saying how easy it is to make a GUI and every program should already have one…