That’s a pretty good theory. It still skeeves me out though

Yeah, this is the part I can’t get past. WTF is Edward doing creeping around underage girls all the time?

Now just gotta find a store that keeps consoles unattended on the shelves…

Some machines will just randomly choke too.

I find self checkout significantly faster if I only have a couple items. For a big shop like weekly groceries I always go to a cashier

Most likely, but The Reductress is a satire site so it could be from any time.

I beat Dark Souls 3 this week and I hoarded embers the whole way. I had a stack of 60 by the time I got to Midir and Gael. I did finally crack into them when I realized that they were the only 2 bosses I had left. So, baby steps I guess