I’m a man and I’d never date a Republican either.

A person’s politics are a reflection of their values: if they’re willing to identify themselves as someone who validates all that fascist shit, then I want nothing to do with them.

It’s crazy to me that this take is even remotely controversial.

“Female” is fine to use as an adjective.

It’s also fine to use as a noun when describing livestock, which is why it’s a red flag to describe women that way.

Stella Splendens always takes me back to the 14th century.

Well, windows keeps trying to change me.

Linux makes me want to change.

But my point is that the long jump reduces the hitbox. They’re both crouch-jumps, just different forms.

You had to long-jump into little spaces that would be too big to fit in normally.

I mean, you use the long jump to reach some crouch-jump spots. It’s a type of crouch-jump.

HL1 had the long-jump upgrade where you had to do a crouch jump to use it.

Sword of the Samurai and Covert Action fans have long since given up.

Exactly.

Everyone knows you drink it.

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Ah, the old merge and commit genocide.

Seen this before, we don’t need a sequel.

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Inner or outer?

Fun story:

When Pope Paul III heard that Michelangelo had finished the top part of the wall and was removing scaffolding, he came immediately to see the progress. His reaction was to fall to his knees and pray. The Pope’s Master of Ceremonies, Biagio da Cesena, had also come to view The Last Judgement, and his reaction was to call it disgraceful! Da Cesena thought the multitude of nudes were sacrilegious, and he predicted that the wall would someday be destroyed.

Pope Paul III was astonished and angry, and he said that he’d excommunicate anyone who touched the wall.

Almost immediately, Michelangelo had an assistant stucco the lower right corner of the wall, and he painted da Cesena as Minos, the judge of Hades. Word got back to da Cesena and he demanded another visit, with the Pope in tow. Here, I quote from Irving Stone:

“You see, Holy Father,” cried the Master of Ceremonies, “the report was true. Buonarroti has painted me into the fresco. With some kind of repulsive serpent for my genitalia.”

“It’s a covering,” replied Michelangelo. “I knew you would not want to be portrayed wholly naked.”

Look at fancy-pants here rendering four colors at a time!

In my day we had green and black. And we were greatful for it!

I love the Gen X’rs who spout boomer “back in my day” lines with zero self-awareness that they’re in the same boat as the rest of us.

They forget that they were the OG slacker generation, but maybe if they shit on millennials and zoomers enough the boomers will finally let them drive lmao!

There’s a recipe to induce abortion in the Bible.

Not reading it is part of the book club.