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this got me wondering if anyone ever submitted a résumé to cvs on a roll of receipt paper.

… my blocking ads is a courtesy so you don’t waste your time, cpu cycles, and bandwidth on serving them to me.

life: “it looks like you have some free time, how about a few ‘unforeseen circumstances’ to liven things up a bit?”

“just watch my video to learn how to fix your problem of not being able to watch videos”

half of the other half didn’t “struggle” because they already gave up on trying to get health care in the first place.

ranked choice ballots could fail them spectacularly because i can see a lot of them refusing to put anything down next to a name that isn’t ‘their guy’

that’d be about my entire grocery budget for two months. if i found a cheap enough deal somewhere.

Or is this how she spends the whole day?

the sun appears to be setting, so yea. must be.

while personally training the next generation, too.

missing third panel:

returning to the water, some time later.

“here’s your twenty bucks. it sucks up there.”

i literally forgot he even existed.

google would never apologize.

now that’s a happy ending.