my parents did none of this. I had free rein on the internet as a wee kiddo. Granted, that was in the wild west days of the internet, but still, they did nothing. I regret it immensely.

I’m sitting here like “tf is a creamer?”

They are good options too.

I was still using floppy disks in 2014… for work.

you should encourage them to use something that’s not google. Startpage, SearxNG, DuckDuckGo are good alternatives.

wtf is this shit? treating people with respect and humanity? GTFO /jk

holy shit, I feel so cheated.

Oh God it’s me… I’m old now.

it’ll happen to you too!

Depends who you ask. If you ask the common person, in fucking hell I hope.