The thousand injuries of Fascists I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.

I’m hoping this is partly a Porno for Pyros reference.

I did not. It was strongly tied in my childhood brain to the BRATT diet (recovering from nausea and vomiting).

If this offends your sensibilities then I can’t wait until you look at what someone did to C:

https://gist.github.com/shakna-israel/4fd31ee469274aa49f8f9793c3e71163#file-letsdestroyc-md

So when Gandalf said “fly, you fools” to the fellowship, he was ordering them to sprout wings and fly away?

Definitely this. There are utilities here with 5% service charges for paying online. I’d rather pay by check

I think they might even hang out when they’re outside the office…

Oh that’s definitely true. I was just surprised to see something similar (especially the avoiding eye contact) in the animal kingdom.