I didn’t eat any of MY candy bars. I still have 36. Y’all just have fewer between you now.

In each of us, not two, but three. Paraphrasing Superfast matt, “that was done by past baahb, and he’s an idiot, but it matters more to future baahb, and that guy is an asshole.”

Lol, I guess a phrased that strangely. I’m not married to my cousin, but I have definitely been around some people who did.

Good. Shame on you Texas.

This isn’t an “um actually,” simply a weird american thing that I’ve experienced but, marriage to your first cousin is not illegal here. Prolly should be, and you aren’t wrong about it being immigration fraud but still, if it was a real marriage, there wouldn’t be anything illegal about it.