Meanwhile swap them to get normal baking and cooking without a predefined recipe. Anyone can cook and have it turn out well. If you do not have at least a masters in chemistry and you try to bake, it will fucking explode, burn, still be frozen in the center (even if it wasn’t before), be too salty, need a little bit more salt, implode, and make the entire house smell like it’s on fire until the heat death of the universe 5 seconds after you put it in the oven.

If you have a recipe they’re fairly similar, but baking is more precise while cooking usually requires more direct attention.

Hence why the meme says bi and not pan

If you type 9,999 your house burns down

Workers aren’t supposed to use the law of supply and demand. Only the employers can do that.

I wish I had less self consciousness so my vocabulary consisted of more than fifteen words.

If you chomp, nobody else will want any part of it.

But if you break you can replace the broken off piece with laxatives to punish the thief

3000 years ago they were already 1000 years old.

They’re actually naked, it’s body paint

How else are they going to protect themselves?

Actually some do say are. My dad’s rear view mirror says are.

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The real worry is the bears that show up as revenge.

Pissing away your wealth lmao

Linux updates: here’s the whole new desktop, GUI, appstore, start menu analog, and you can now summon a demon to do your bidding (no gui yet, you have to use the terminal until next update)

This made me think of two things: a parody version of the song that is about vampires, and that making the entirety of Africa into Rain World for vampires

I got out of it by feeding them before I go to bed

The problem is that they aren’t intentionally being a snitch, they just know that when they find the thing with the weird smell they get a treat. It’s like how if you feed your cat every day at 6:30 you no longer need an alarm because the cat will let you know when it’s 6:00, but with finding drugs.

Well at least happy bir… oh it’s not? Then it must be your friend’s… oh…

So we’ve confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?

If that’s true, what’s to stop someone else from just compressing it themself and opening the same attack vector?